[m kenya]

1.High standard of education.: This is mostly true, the universities and the industries in (especially the US) are quite interlinked, sio kama kenya where you get a degree and industries dont know what you did.

2.Easy to get jobs that will help you pay fees on your own. Lets jus say people should stop watching too many movies. Guys here dont sleep, rather, the schedule guys work makes guys force themselves to sleep and force themselves to wake up. You buy sleep inducing drugs, which force you to sleep for 6 hours before your next shift starts, then you take amphetamine drugs which give you a big kick, so that uko kama mtu amekunywa bangi, you dont feel sleepy, so that you can work for the next 8 hours.



3.Takes shorter period to complete degree/master programs.: 6 years is the standard period if you are hussling on your own.

4.When you finally get a job after completing your program the salary will be hefty.: Hapo i agree, nursing is the shizzo these days.

5.It is easy to meet a citizen and marry to get makaratasi.: These days akataaz have erevukad. So you meet an akata chiq and you pay for her rent, in exchange for her love and marriage and the makaratasi. Woe unto you if you fail to pay her the monthly fee, and you are out of status, ICE will be on your azz like a virus. Bloody lying life.

Chiqs and getting paged by white men, its crappy man,...very very crappy, people use people. The good thing is this. People nowadays PAY to use people. You rent me for 4 years, every month you PAY me every month for makaratasi. At the end of the 4 years its bye bye. What a waste of time. But hey the big american pie beckons with the right status, so....it gets ugly before it can get pretty.

6.It is easy to get well doing kenyans and marry them

As someone said, there are kenyans(those who came here before 99) when things werent soo strict, and have established themslves.
But marriage? Working like a donkey, doesnt give people time to socialize, all i can say is that sex is what is rampant, but not marriage. You cannot have lovey-dovies if all you working for is bills, ama you jus getting minimum wage, and your papers are not in order. hapana. You will first have to feed yourself.

Having said that, if you are grounded. you are well to go.