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Originally Posted by Dynamic
I couldn't see myself talking sexy in kyuk to my lady, even when making luv cuz it'd just sound sloppy as hell, as if I'm trying to spit or something. I have to wonder what a love letter in the various Kenyan languages would sound like. For a test would y'all please translate the following note into kyuk, luhya, luo, kaleo, etc for the audience and maybe we can contrast and see what people think.
"Dear Agness,
Mammi- I've gotta tell you, I laid eyes on you jana at the club and DAYUM- you're so fly; sexy as hell!! Your beauty is devine, the contours of your body majestic, your walk like that of royalty, and your smile only redefined sublimity for me. So tell me my love, why don't you come with me to my pad in (your respective shags... eg: Murang'a) and we can sip on something while we talk some more, what do you say? Hit me up, babe, just lemme know and I'll come swoop you up. You better call me!"
Dynamic
Disclaimer: This is just for laughs/fun, not intended to offend anyone. Instead of tribal hate, how about we embrace our diversity for a change?
(I wrote this as a response to another thread, but thought it deserved it's own thread.)
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Kuri Mwendwa Anginesi,
Maitu nii nonginya ngwire, ira ndakuona (ndaguithia maitho makwa hari we) kirabu-ini, ma ngai wi muthaka, wi mugwatu muno!! Uthaka waku ni wa matui-ini, miiambato na miikuruko yaku (ya mwiri waku) na muthi-ire waku ni ta ya uthamaki na thimairo yaku nokunyambururukia.
Kinjiire mwendwa wakwa, ndugiuke nanii thingira-ini wakwa tukunde kanyamu tukiaragia. Hutiria gatutura gakwa menye, ningukugira. Kaba uhurire!!
lol, that was hard.