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Originally Posted by Wantai

I'll now go further and do a Jamaican patois translation! I speak multiple languages you see

Mi sweets Agnes, me waa tell you seh mi lay my eye dem pon you inna de club yesterday and bwoy, you kriss! you sexy sah! Your beauty is devine, de countour dem pon yu body, majestic indeed! mmmhhhh dat de walkkk, a royalty walk my girl. Fi your smile, redefine sublimity inna de true sense fi mi. So tell me my girl, why yu no comm a yard, mek we sip a drink or two and talk likkle bit more? Whe yua sey bout dat? hit me up baby, just lemmi know and me a go come fi you and swoop you like a storm! kall me!

There's something very titilating about Jamaican patois. I'll be taking a cold shower shortly

Where are the kiuks? Been waiting ages man. My kiuk is pathetic. I can read(slowly) and speak(very well) but cant write to save my life.