Quote:
Originally Posted by Dynamic
"Dear Agness,
Mammi- I've gotta tell you, I laid eyes on you jana at the club and DAYUM- you're so fly; sexy as hell!! Your beauty is devine, the contours of your body majestic, your walk like that of royalty, and your smile only redefined sublimity for me. So tell me my love, why don't you come with me to my pad in (your respective shags... eg: Murang'a) and we can sip on something while we talk some more, what do you say? Hit me up, babe, just lemme know and I'll come swoop you up. You better call me!"
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me! me! I'll try my best of West African Pidgin!
My dear Aggnesss oohh!
Afo tell you gal, I lay ma eye (deliberate singular) on you yesterday at de klobb and ma eye open! you fly for true. Your beauty de divine self. Contours dat de for your body, de majestic. Your walk, be like for royalty! your smile de make my head mad. So tell me my lovv, why you don come my village, we for sip somting small na make we yaan some more, na wetin? make a sabbi gal, and a go come sweep you off your feet like hamattan, call me oohhh! call me now!