Quote:
Originally Posted by Dynamic
"Dear Agness,
Mammi- I've gotta tell you, I laid eyes on you jana at the club and DAYUM- you're so fly; sexy as hell!! Your beauty is devine, the contours of your body majestic, your walk like that of royalty, and your smile only redefined sublimity for me. So tell me my love, why don't you come with me to my pad in (your respective shags... eg: Murang'a) and we can sip on something while we talk some more, what do you say? Hit me up, babe, just lemme know and I'll come swoop you up. You better call me!"
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I always talk dirty with my gal in kisii....it's soooooo nasty....so graphic u wont believe it. Here goes.
Omwanchu Ang'inesi,
Baba ondane tiga ingotebie, nigo nakoroche na amaiso ane igoro ase ekerabu, gwa! gwa! nigo ore omonyakieni; omwansu omorero mbosa!! Ekieni kiao negechenu, ebimo biao biundire bokerwoti, ogotara buna erwoti na ogwesuma kwao nigo gwang'onchoreria eng'encho y'obotoereru. Igo ntebie omwanchi one, ninki otagochera nainche togende seito Gusii erinde tosibe gento geke tokona kogamba mono, naki ogoteba ase amang'ana ayio? Ndikere, omwana, imanyie ng'iche gokwoyia. Tomocha kong'akera!