[oldmember]

"dear agness, mammi- i've gotta tell you, i laid eyes on you jana at the club and dayum- you're so fly; sexy as hell!! your beauty is devine, the contours of your body majestic, your walk like that of royalty, and your smile only redefined sublimity for me. So tell me my love, why don't you come with me to my pad in (your respective shags... Eg: murang'a) and we can sip on something while we talk some more, what do you say? hit me up, babe, just lemme know and i'll come swoop you up. You better call me!"



it sounds very sexy in luo. Here is the translation


"jadiyana agness, mammi- adwa nyisi wach moro, ne aneni e kar miel to mano kaka in jaber! berni okalo ton'g, dendi chalo mula, to buonjoni kende miyo denda juol. Inega gi hera. Jaber bi mondo ateri dalawa mondo walalre. Kona gimoroamora ma idwaro to abiro miyi. Gona simu!