[poko-hunter]

…I managed to maliza my Coors Light without talking to a lady, just observing. I walked back to the bar and ordered a shot of Jose Cuervo.

“That’ll be 5 bucks,” said the lady bartender.

I wanted to leave her a tip but I was not that drunk yet. Took my shot and bit the lemon. I felt the liquor burn my tongue, epiglottis all the way to my stomach where it was quickly absorbed in my bloodstream making the world around me look a little livelier. In the spur of the moment, I asked for another shot. This time I requested no lemon. I could take it: take it like a man. Ooooooh Yeeeeeeeah! Kama Macho Man Randy Savage!

I left the bartender a $5 tip!

I turned around and searched frantically for a lady who would match my energy at the dance floor. The DJ was playing dancehall, some Beenie Man, so I knew I had to find me an akataa or a Nyore/Latino. BUT at the dance floor was a white lady out performing the rest. I walked up to her and with her body language I knew she was ready for poko.

The rest I will have to tell in Swahili….

…Nikamshika kiuno,
akanishika madready na kuzivuta nyuma.
Nikawika kama Simba tena akaleta matiti yake kwenye kifua changu.
Akapinduka na kunitingisia matako kwenye makende yangu.
Pombe ikaingia kwenye akili.
Nikashikwa na pepo mbaya na kuanza kukatika kama tumo kwenye ‘Music Video’.
Mwanamke akashikwa na nyege.

Man! That Jose Cervo had really pelekad me marathon but it had helped me accomplish what I wanted, to be the center of attention in the club for at least 2 minutes. My dance partner disappeared to the bathroom I guess to cool off or play with herself...

“Man! You a bad mathafaka!” said Jackie Chan.
“Thanks Jackie Chan,” I replied.
“Now buy me a beer ******!” I added.
“And for me and Papa,” added K.J as he staggered to the bar shouting like he owned the joint.

“You think you’l get to bang her tonight?”asked Jackie.
“I donno man! It depends if I see her again,” I answered.

At that moment Papa walked up to us with one of her lady friends that he said he had met a weekend before at that African joint at Baltimore and 56th. Jackie was forced to buy her a drink too. Got to love Jackie Chan..

To Be Continued...

(damn, i'm watching some Anime cartoon with heads been cut off every minute! COOL.)