[satjas]

Since I was asked to comment, in turn i asked the Big One to intervene and the conversation went something like this.


TM: There is only one God.

Coach: There is only one Allah, and MooHamMad(Pbuh) is his only and final messenger

God: I am the one you are talking about!!!!!

TM: is that you God, Yahweh?

Coach: is that you Allah?

God: It is me, the one and only everything.

TM & Coach (bickering): yahweh allah yahweh allah yahweh allah!!!

God: If ultimately you think there is only One of me then it follows that you seem to call me by different names.

ATlian: I don't believe you exist God.

God: fine, you are entitled to that opinion too.

TM: Yahweh, how's Jesus, the right hand main man??!!!!

Coach: allah, how's MooHamMad, the final messenger??!!!

God: they are both fine, abit disappointed in you both though

TM & Coach ( in unison): why??????

God: because you guys kiss too much butt instead of thinking rationaly for yourselves.

Coach: but allah, you have already send us the final message, we have no need to think anything for ourselves, we are happy with your message, we follow it to the letter.

God: who said it was the Final message? Do you think I would stop communicating with the people of the world???

Coach: But allah, you yourself said it in the kooran, you revealed it to MooHamMad.

God: Did I? I ask you here coach, did I?? how sure can you be that it was me and something that someone added to the texts??

Coach: aha, so you admit that you send that message?

God: No, I never said that. you guys invented that, I simply let you do as you please, that's my job.

Coach: you simply sit and watch as our people are being killed in palestine, iraq, afghanistan?

God: I also watch when people are killed in new york, madrid, london, beslan and bali.

Coach: why don't you take care of your people, the muslims. we fight for you, we want everyone to know you allah, oh merciful one!!!
"Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the last day... Nor acknowledge the religion of truth, (even if they are) of the people of the Book, until they pay the Jizya (taxes) with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued." Surah 9:29

"But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find them and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait (ambush) for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they repent and establish regular prayers and practice regular charity then open the way for them." Surah 9:5 (see also Surah 2:193)

"Therefore; when ye meet the unbelievers (in a fight) smite at their necks; at length;
when ye have thoroughly subdued them, bind a bond firmly in (on them): thereafter (is the time for) either generosity or ransom, until the war lays down its burdens." Surah 47:4



God: and you want me to ignore the rest?? as if they are not my creation.

Coach: no they are your creation too, but we are superior as we are muslims....Islam teaches that Muslims are superior to others.

"Ye (Muslims) are the best of peoples, evolved for mankind..." Surah 3:110


God: Hmm, if i said that then that would not make me a fair God would it??

Coach: I am not allowed to say anything against you allah.

God: But nothing can be against me, don't you see??

Coach: How about those cartoons? they mocked our prophet, pbuh.

God: How did they do that when you even have no idea what MooHamMad looks like in the first place? It could have been anybody???

Coach: But it was directed towards muslims, your people.

God: You ALL....ALL of you, not just muslims are my people, including ATLian.

TM (feeling sidelined): If only these people read the Good Book.

God: Don't believe everything you read TM, including this.

TM: Then i will lose direction. I am nothing without the bible, I am nothing without Jesus, therefore the bible is nothing without jesus and jesus is nothing without the bible, hence the bible is nothing.....NO!!! I didn't say that, I am confused, jesus help me please.

Jesus: here we go again....

God: you guys need to start thinking for yourselves instead of relying on notes that were taken ages ago.

Coach: i am still not satisfied

God: you never will unless you get out of that mindset.....I am the God of all people, not just yours. and that goes for you TM as well.

-the paradigm shifter......God's friend.



The soul is that which beholds beauty even when the mind denies it.