[satjas]

God: sons guys people, i give you complete freewill and freedom of choice

satjas: thanks big guy we need that. Does it mean we can do whatever we do even if it means you don't agree with us

God: yes, otherwise it wouldn't be free will it?

ATLian: thank God, so it means i don't have to believe in you and your existence cos of this freewill or choice you have given me?

God: yes, it is ok not to believe in me, you don't have to, in fact you don't have to do anything!! just be yourself.

TM( butts in) : God, that is incredulous, what is jesus going to say when he hears this? Jesus is the only way

God : Yes Jesus said he's the way because you idiots could not comprehend a larger bigger deity called God and thus he asked you lot to believe in him instead. Actually you TM, Jesus and myself are all one and the same thing.

Coach( shouting!!): that is blasphemy God , what gives you the right to say that!!? You God are separated from your creation, that renders you incapable of making decisions for us.

God: Coach, be calm....now read my lips.....I AM EVERYTHING.

satjas: thank you God for reminding us again

God: Thats my job. yours is to live to your highest ideas about yourself.

TM (storms): There is only one way and that is through Jesus!!!!!! This is not fair God...the only free will is to accept Jesus and attain salvation otherwise its damnation in hell.

God: There is no hell, only a perception

Coach: No!! (turns to TM) only Islam is the way, that is the only freewill that will save us.
anything else is 'haram'...only mohammed(PBUH) knew God, the rest only knew bits and pieces

God: wow you guys seem to know alot more than I do.....but guess what i am the one who gave you guys that very freewill to do that in the first place.

ATLian: Can you prove your existence God?

God: thats like the brain asking the mind whether it exists or not and we both know the mind and the brain both cannot exist without each other, right??

ATlian: hmm.....

Coach: but the kooran says we are not to think anything negative or even pretend to be God

God: then that will not be freewill to do as you please right?

TM: Jesus is the only way ( sobs!)

God: TM, no, there are many ways, that is the way you have choosen because of the freewill i gave you. And you too coach

Coach: This calls for a Jihad against all unbelievers....there is only one way and that is islam.....we are coming for you God!!!!

satjas: freewill, thank God for this freedom of choice to express what i feel.

God: No, i thank you.