[mwananchi_]

Lately I'm beginning to have concerns about the quality of life in heaven. O.K. so you get to heaven and the first few days you are full of glee for making it through the Pearly Gates. You are glad and relieved by the fact that you avoided Lucifer's eternal furnace by the skin of your teeth.

What next? You are in heaven and that is as good as it gets. So what to do, what's to look forward to, what will keep you going. I am of the opinion that after several thousand years of this boredom, guys will start getting creative and naughty. I mean no school, no jobo, no challenges, no hengs, no jawa, no strokes, nothing. It's like being incarcerated for life without a chance of parole. No, it's worse coz you cannot even die. You are stuck in heaven forever.

So besides singing for the Lord and just chilling and maxing all day and night, exactly what else will be going on. By the way I'm not worried for me coz I'm headed to a way *more* interesting place. I'm just worried for my more upright brothers and sisters who have decided to adhere to the straight and narrow path.