[poko-hunter]

so where was I ?
ooh, i had just chomokad from her apartment like a mshale, bila clothes on and destined for my car, that old '98 Ford Focus.

as i ran towards my car, a thought hit me. "why are you running from the freak you'v always wanted since you were 14? The woman who you'd play 'doctor and the naughty nurse' with?" so being a bright man as i am, i called my good buddy (the owner of the words "she needed a good cock"). for identity protection, lets call him Papa.

"Ndiiiiiiiiiiii," my left ear was still ringing from the slap i'd earned earlier. so i switched my $20 phone to my right ear. as the phone rang, i managed to put on my pants and assess the damage on my chicks using the side mirrors of my car. "That mama can surely bruise a man," i said to myself.

"Hallo, Poko? Sema Kijana," papa answered his phone.
"Vipi papa! niko kwa yule sugar mummy, yule niliku-show tulikutana kwa club."
"Ha, ha, ha. Umempatie hiyo kende yako ama u freaked out?"
"Zi. nimempatia Njuthe sasa hivi." (njuthe = kende = cock)
"Na shida ni gani??" papa asked.
"eeeee.......ehhh, huyu matha ni freak kwa kitanda. amenizaba makofi na akanikojolea bana." i answered.
"ati nini? akakunyorea?? Ha ha ha"
"wacha kunicheka. nipe mawaidha. nimetoroka kutoka apartment yake nikiwa ndethe sasa hivi," i explained.
"ukatoroka, kwani wewe ni kuku ambaye ameshindwa kupanda mtungi?"
(thats a methali meaning Papa is asking if i couldn't get Baba Kanush up)
"Sio hivyo papa...."
"basi rudi huko umdinye hadi ajikunie! Until she ####s in her pants, if she's wearing any. lol wanielewa?" (papa is such a wise man aint he?)
"Sawa papa. Thanks man! How is your night going?" i asked papa.
"nanyonywa kende sasa hivi!!!" (in the background i could hear some funny sound, like someone using a plunger! lol )
"Sawa msee! tutabonga kesho Papa!"
"Sawa poko! Na usisahau kuniletea zile ngoma za Kenya. Akina 'Karanga Chapo' na 'Salim Junior'. Over and out! ". Papa hung up.

and with that, Papa gave me some crutial advice that i needed.
to hype myself up, i did some push-ups on that tarmac on her parking lot and run on the spot for like 30 seconds. in the background the song from the movie "Rocky" by Stallone was playing in my head. "Atakiona!" I said......