[reggie_woic]

"GET HITCHED...JUST LIKE THAT!!"

I think it should read:

"GET HITCHED....EVENTUALLY AFTER YOUR EYES STOP ACHING AND REALISE THAT YOU'RE TAKING INFORMATION FROM A RANDOM PERSON IN A DISCUSSIONS ROOM WHO APARENTLY HAS THE TIME TO WRITE ALL THIS INSTEAD OF GETTING HITCHED HIMSELF"

*breathes in deeply to refresh lungs*

But thank you for the thought.