[GENERALmcManiac]

Just go straight forward to her face and let it go;


Be like “ Look duh……you look like a hippo. If you don’t know what a hippo is, it is like ten pigs put all together. I have been thinking lately about you and I concluded that you are one dumbass woman. Eating ice cream for break fast, lunch and dinner is not healthy for you. Kwani ,who was your home science teacher? Also, I prefer to wank than having sex with you.( Since you are so upset, say this in Swahili)……Aki nikipata makaratasi, utaona….Kumbaff wewe!!”

Run for your life after that.