RE: Maoni yangu..... -
02-18-2006, 02:15 AM
>Is it so hard to find a slim american woman? how the hell do
>you lick someone whose physical appearence itself is
>disgusting? eewww!!
>
>here is the trick.
>
>1. Insist on having sex in total darkness! From there, when
>she wants a kiss, do so for a sec and then divert ur mouth by
>pretending to be touching her or kissing her neck or somm.
>
>When she wants a lick, get something soft but rough enough. If
>you have a cat, this would help. U just put some food there
>and have the cat lick it and pretend like it is you. :) When
>she wants a mdinyo, get a cucumber, shove it in there and cook
>the coochie like porridge:D. This will leave her sore enough
>to last a week or so without wanting sex and this minimizes ur
>chances of getting caught.
Looooool.Noma sana.Kweli metamorphosis does happen.A few months ago Kemi was the Mr Nice guy,the gentleman.Always being polite and politically correct all the time.What happened?Or its after Shayvonne or was it crazy boo who canned u by saying u are always predictable with ur posts that u decided to change?
@ Mr cliity
Here what u need is alchohol and weed.U have to stay high always in order to accomplish ur mission.(gettin those papers)Thats the reason why alchohol was invented.Lakini u might end up hattin sex for life.
"I'm sick of blow jobs,b!cth leave me alone" The game-"Dope boys"
|