[crazy boo]

>When she wants a lick, get something soft but rough enough. If
>you have a cat, this would help. U just put some food there
>and have the cat lick it and pretend like it is you. :) When
>she wants a mdinyo, get a cucumber, shove it in there and cook
>the coochie like porridge:D. This will leave her sore enough
>to last a week or so without wanting sex and this minimizes ur
>chances of getting caught.


Haki ya nani Kemi, :D:D:D:D I hope that is not "based on a true story!"