[Nxele]

I have a buddy called LALAKWISHA , she is married with 2 kids , organized but I realized she had a big problem whenever I talked (or talked too long as she said) with any white woman. Not that she had any feelings for me but she'd get pissed off and made no attempt to hide what she thought or felt.

One time I decided to get square with her told her to say what she meant and mean what she says , basically tell me like it is , with brother being friendly with the 'white bi.t.ches' as she calls them.

Lalakwisha told me ratio of black men : black women is 1:4 . Out of this half are in jail so ratio slips to 1:8 . Out this remainder she told me 1/4 are those layabouts who believe they are the next 50 cent and will do nothing productive , while away awaiting their ever-sliping mega-million rap recording contract just smoking weed. Math guys would say the ratio now stands at 1:10 . Out of the remaining quota , 1/2 Lalakwisha says are gay or are on the down-low . Need I say what math students would say the ratios stands at ? So she says that whatever remains the 'white bi.i.tches' should never ever try and take but let the sistas have peacefully .

"If it's love , the white b.i.tches should go to prison and show love to the brothers in lock-down for love knows no boundaries , they should also show love to the crack-heads , weed-heads and the not so successful brothers , not ONLY showing love to the successful brothers." Says she .

I just told Lalakwisha, 'sista I see where u r coming from ' and lowered my voice an octave lower whispering ' white b.i.tches better keep off the brothers.'