[Jibril Cessay]

Signs of Uzee:
-When u need a siesta so that u can function well for the rest of the day.

-When french fries and sweet things like orange juice give u heart burn.

-When u become lactose intorelant.

-When beer starts tasting like Eaton bread and u switch to hard liquor.

-When sex becomes the last thought on your mind.

-When u start thinking about having a wife and children instead of a string of girlfriends.

-When u stop shaving your facial hair regularly and let the beard and moustache grow.

-U've been around for sometime when u kumbuka the days VOK started its transmission at 5pm with cartoons like 'Dangermouse', 'Sabre-rider' and 'The Bear, The Tiger and the Others'.