[KEMINOKANA]

For once, I must say I've learned something useful from mashada. I would be so oblivious to such tricks until of course i find out under which name my number is:(. As such, almost daily, I go through my chic's phone not coz i dont trust her, but sometimes reading those notes from her exs feels good. But a playa is a playa, she could keep the number under your real name when she's about to meet you and delete it soon afterwards bfore she meets the other guy.

Here is how to stop her game! Shag her and while at it, call every 'girl' on the phone and let them listen to her moans!


But hehehe, aiiiiiii Pole! If you are not in the states, this is the best time to apply violence, leave her with some mark and move on. Here is how you'll do it.

1. Go get the best canes i.e the strongest bakoras around.
2. Store them probably under your bed.
3. When she comes for a shag, pretend you are using your phone and point out the discrepancy.
4. Bila a good explanation, tell her to strip. Akikataa, rip the damn clothes.
5. Tandika yeye vilivyo!
6. Give her icy water in a karai to go and shower without a towel of course!
7. Make her stand in the cold until she dries
8. Shag her and while at it, call every 'girl' on the phone and let them listen to her moans!
9. Have her stand all night bila support and tell her to leave your house (without clothes of course)at 8 a.m as that is when a majority of the people are awake.


Note of caution: Practise discretion advised! User has never tried this method and if it backfires, Keminokana shall not be held liable!