[Whitehead]

This is indeed hilarious. That girl amekuweka kwa parking lot..i.e. not really ready to get rid of you coz you might come in handy...but if that ride of her dreams comes through off to the junkyard you go.

I never like to give boys tips coz I think they suck..but nimekuhurumia. Either ways you will lose so better lose in style without giving her added boost ati amekuplay.

1. Don't confront your girl about the cheating problem. You will come off as an insecure twit.In fact after you confront her she will cheat again. Don't even mention it. Whenever she comes around act like the happiest man in the world..as in happy not because shes in your life..but coz you are lovin your life or somethin.

2. Join a gym. Instead of spending time with the chick start spending time in the gym. Start dressing real good...it will make her start wondering if you are seeing somebody else. Get haircuts more often. Press/iron your clothes. Look like a guy straight out of GQ.

3. Over the weekends start going out just you and your boys. If she asks to come tell her in a nice sweet voice, "honey, tonight its just me and the boys...Ill call you when Im at the club okay". Then when you are at the club dont call. Come home late like at 4 am. When you come in if she wants to talk dont talk..say you are tired. Go to swatch. Tell her youll talk kesho. Kesho morning wake up early and get ready. Shell still be askin to talk...tell her you have to dash. Well talk later...and so forth and so forth. That will drive her nuts.

4. Start having your buddies call you and when they call leave the room. Don't talk in her presence. If she asks who calls be very nonchalant about it and say..oh..thats a kabuddy of mine from back in the day. If she insists say you have to go get a beer..youll be back. Dont come back for about a couple of hours.

If you stick to the above script you will derail her from her game. Your chick is a player...after you derail her dont go back to your old ways. Weka her on that mode until you come across the chick that will blow your heart away and then peleka her to junkyard.

Then you come back here and I'll give you details of how you can pay me for this superb piece of advise.