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Default RE: Lady Luck - 11-17-2003, 04:11 PM

>>I haven't been having s lot of lady luck of late. Every
>time
>>a fine lady passes by, everything seems fine but after the
>>third meeting they don't call or mail back! I'm getting
>quite
>>lonely.Is it something that I'm doing wrong?. Is there
>>something that I'm not doing? Is there something that I just
>>got all wrong or am I just so occupied with myself and
>trying
>>to find good people that I don't even seem to notice any?

Have you stopped brushing your teeth thrice?
Have you stopped flossing?
Do you have a heap of dirty socks in your room and a couple of unpaired ones under your couches?
Do you have bodily odor but still say you don't need them deodorizers and good colognes like BLV?
Are you double sure you don't fart unnecessarily?
When you go for a bash do open your mouth so big then start picking on the pieces between your teeth and after your get some of those you brush them against your garments or with your hand?
Do you eat with your mouth open and make that systematic sound (Like ...Cha cha cha)
Do you laugh aimlessly and will do anything for recognition like you've been given a ride by your friend but you are still insisting you have two cars and one of them is a V8?

If you have answered yes to at least one of the above diagonistic questions then fix yourself b4 making another move.
 
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