[Hepcat]

UGANDAN MAN

1st week: A lot of gifts showered on you
2nd week: If he manages to get the first one, a lot of it will follow soon (sex)!
3rd week: Not available
4th week: Was seen with another woman at the local joint doesn't give a damn if you are also there!

NIGERIAN MAN
1st week: A journey to a certain town but leaves you in the car
2nd week: Going together to the post office to fetch a parcel
3rd week: Caught in a road block with drugs and suspect parcel(s)
4th week: Jailed together

AMERICAN MAN
1st week: Takes you out to dinner
2nd week: Buys books to read & hire videos
3rd week: Misses his family
4th week: Goes back to America & will keep on sending email and cards (forever Amen)

ZIMBABWEAN MAN
1st week: Too much loving
2nd week: Marriage
3rd week: Permanent citizenship
4th week: His whole family moves in with you ,arriving one per week!

GHANAIAN MAN
1st week: Moves into your flat /house
2nd week: Brings friends into your flat
3rd week: Promises marriage
After 4yrs: Leaves the country to go back to his old wife

KENYAN MAN
1st week: Too much loving & caring
2nd week: Takes you to bed and insist you do it without a condom
3rd week: Always busy so HE will call only once
10 months: Doesn't wanna hear anything about the kid

GERMAN MAN
1st week: Takes you to the gym & zoo
2nd week: Takes you to the tatoo shop!
3rd week: Buys you dress rings for fingers and toes
4th week: Leaves the country to join the army

JAMAICAN MAN
1st week: Takes you to the reggae show
2nd week: Smokes Dagga until you get used to the smell
3rd week: Dreadlocks your hair
4th week: Talks about Bob Marley until YOU decide to leave him! ( )

SOUTH AFRICAN MAN
1st week: Too honest & loving
2nd week: Asks why not transfering "that" young sister of yours to an uptown school. She can't make it from a rural school you know!
3rd week: Caught raping a neighbourhood girl & disappears
8th month: Comes back with "lets forget the past" slogans until you agree!


-I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated-