[cwangari]

Mr.Njoroge comes home one night, and his wife throws
> her arms
> around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month
> overdue. I think
> we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a
> test today, but
> until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
>
> The next day, Mrs.Njoroge receives a telephone call
> from KPLC because
> the electricity bill has not been paid.
>
> " Am I speaking to Mrs.Njoroge ? "
>
> "Yes...... speaking" dewa guy, "You're a month
> overdue, you know!"
>
> "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
>
> "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the KPLC guy
> .
>
> "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW
> ?????"
>
> " Yes . We have a system of finding out who's
> overdue "
> " GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
> "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I
> have to
> inform you that you are overdue"
> "I know that ....... let me talk to my husband
> about this tonight.
> .... he will speak to your company tomorrow"
>
> That night, she tells her husband about the visit,
> and he, mad as
> a bull, rushes to KPLC office the next day morning.
>
> "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife
> is a month
> overdue? What business is that of yours?" the
> husband shouts.
>
> "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at
> KPLC, "it's
> nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
>
> "PAY you? and if I refuse?"
>
> "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to
> cut yours off."
>
> "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
>
> "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a
> candle!!!"
>
> LO!!