[NDUU MWANA A NGUNGU]

The doc has told me I had food poisoning,then I remembered it must have been the nyam chom nilidish jana! I dont mean to offend anyone,just that nataka kuwa-show how today is a day that I will never sahau,baada ya kuji-embarrass videadly!
Ilikuwa meeting ya the management team at my new place am working at!At first I thought it was a normal fart so I let it out,Meeen I wish I wasnt born after I did that coz actually I was endeshaing!
everyone in the room noticed and I had to excuse ma self to the bathroom!The manager(Iam second in command)gave me a day off!
I dont know how the rest of the team will think of me!I've only been there for a week!'Baada ya maternity leave'