[nyambitches1]

So i'm late for lectures and my face is in mbaya need 4 moisturiser...so mimi nani, i decide to ingia Boots and get a small sachet of moisturiser angalau i look presentable. In my haste i pick the most attractive 1 and decide kuulizia mbele kama it's suitable for my skin. The que is building up(mind u most of dem r students) and i'm getting impatient. I finally make it to the counter and weka my best British accent, "Hi ya! is this 4 oily or dry skin?". The lady smiles, stretches forward and semaz, "It does'nt matter coz u aint wearin it" and i look closely at the pack and to my horror it's actually a condom!!!! I never made it 4 lecture and i still skia da snickerin! Lesson of da day...If it aint killed me it makes me stronger :9