[chatterly]

I was in Celtels website, saw some funny things...they are givin you tips on how to take care of your cell phone...here goes
* Keep your phone out of reach of children
OK, i agree
* Always keep it completely dry
Like i would stand under the shower with my cellphone/go swimming with it
* Do not use or store it in dusty, dirty places
If i live in a dusty city what should i do? move to the next house? there are some pple who are just dirrrtttty, what should they do?
* Do not store your phone in strong sunlight
Jameni, kwani cell phone ina solar battery?
* Do not drop, knock or shake your phone
If i get pissed off vibaya i might throw my phone against the wall, kama simu inaleta uzuri i will shake it like kibuyu
* Do not use chemicals or detergents to clean your phone
Why do we have good old OMO? sabuni inaosha nguo za mzee, za mamaa, nappy za watoi, canvas shoes, floors, samaki(!)so why not simu? kama ni chafu...safisha!
* Do not paint your phone
Now we are talking creativity....kama simu ni nyeusi plain why not weka maridadi kitoko pwane?
* Do not open your phone and try to repair it yourself
Some of us are talented...or just plain curious...or too stingy to peleka kitu ndogo ivo kwa fundi, so let the fundi in me rule!

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