[NDUU MWANA A NGUNGU]

The toxic fumes that I unleash,especially after a good night of kupewa and heavy feasting always make me spray half the air freshener in any given loo.
Lakini jana,I visited beshte fulani anapoa Queens(niko raundi NJ at the moment-such a shyt hole!)manze juu juzi tulituna kama tunapewa.
manze kuenda kwa loo hakukuwa na freshener.I flashed the loo kedo 10 times to try and contain the aibu.Lakini I had to leave the loo.
She couldnt hide her suprise to me'kwani ulikula nini jana?she asked.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.IT was embarrasing*sp