[supermann]

>
>Police on patrol were not combing the Ngara area of Nairobi
>when they caught a burglar heaving a 29" inch colour TV set
>during the 2002 World Cup. When asked where he was taking it,
>he retorted: "To get it fixed!"
>
>Really... at 5 O'clock in the morning?



LMAO!mustve been a lunje or a jeng'.soccer drives pple mad!


>But 10 O'clock was the time two characters in Eastleigh chose
>to hold up a bank. And succeeded. But when they went outside,
>their getaway car had already been stolen.
>
>One of them had left keys on the ignition slot.


only in kenya!hahahahaha!!!



>Not half as foolish as the crook who walked into a butchery in
>Mathare Valley in January 2005, flashed a Sh1000 note and
>asked for change. When the butcher opened the till, he drew a
>pistol and asked for all the dough. He took the cash. And
>fled, leaving the Sh1000 on the counter.
>
>And what did he steal? Sh400 in denominations of Sh50 notes,
>leaving the butcher with Sh600.


pure classic.this one haz won hands down!LOL!LOL!LOL!


>And now to our favourite medallist in the dumb crooks podium
>who engaged the Makadara Law Courts magistrate in one stunt of
>hilarious tomfoolery in 1998. While the charges were being
>read against him, brother sly found a chance and dashed for
>freedom. Police gave chase and re-arrested him.
>
>Magistrate: "You now have a fresh charge of escaping from
>lawful custody. Do you plead guilty or not guilty?"
>
>Accused: "Not guilty. I was not the one!"



how dumb can one be?LMAO!~

nice thread.