[mumbi]

The male version of Mwananchi’s list is as follows:

Kenyan men must follow strict unwritten rules or risk ridicule from their peers.


1. He should be circumcised and proud to shout it from the mountain top.
2. He should have a big braggable ding-a-ling.
3. He should have money or portray massive potential of getting money.
4. He should never ever show fear in public.
5. Tears are a sign of weakness.
6. He should cat-call every woman in sight.
7. He should stare at any woman’s butt in tight jeans.
8. He should approach any woman even when she is way above his reach.
9. He should pursue pursue pursue like his life depends on it.
10. His inner circle of friends must like her.
11. His mother must approve of her.
12. He should be an alcoholic because quantity is what determines his manhood.
13. He should set the rules otherwise he is ***** whipped.
14. He should never let her correct him in public even if he speaks sheer bullshyt.
15. His crib has to look like a pig sty.
16. He should rewind dirty clothes ---> just smell the trouser crotch or shirt underarms to decide if any scent is detectable.
17. After peeing, just flip flop and tack it back in ---> as good as new. Using tissue or wipes may mean you are gay!


Women any more I have missed out???