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the-undergraduate

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    Posted: May 11th, 2009, 3:13pm EDT
    I dont like commenting on politics cos i got tired of the grown men and women who shamelessly feed us crap every other day!!Am particularly tired of the brother pauls of this nation who seem to have discouvered a new way to hog the limelight by getting saved and baptized by the earthquake man on sundays!!
    It could be theyre attempting to redefine bathing suits who knows when they can be seen taking the plunge in their white suits.
    Am also sick of the maize stealers,all of them right from the cereal board to those offloading contaminated maize from the ports.There's also the crop creating jobs for their survey cronnies,spending hundreds of millions claiming theyre investigating migingo island and the boarders yet there's maps showing who owns the land!maybe if i ever meet them they might be in a better position to explain to me how its even possible for the boundaries to have changed,perhaps the geographical plates shifted!!
    I dont even know where i should classify the military aircrafts that keep developing mechanical problems.We've been told theyre russian built and were recently serviced.Just like we were told the military cargo on mv faina was meant for the kenyan military,and bury is what we quickly did to that vibe about a southern sudan transist!wasnt the maize sold to them too or what did i hear some dude shout abt?Anyway,the latest is the missing 9.6 billion!Am sure somebody somewhere knows whats happening but they just want to keep the media busy.

    For some reason it kinda reminds me of this dude who worked at a parastatal but didnt have the qualifications to get promoted!he found the easiest way in when he learnt that the shortlisting was down to him and another dude who worked in the accounts department and had the papers to back him up.He started going to work earlier than everyone else just so he'd get the opportunity to 'fix' the accounting reports.Most figures were usually done in pencil and he'd change them right before the boss got to look at them leaving the accountant in trouble.The accountant should have known better and started delivering the report personally but some people can never be bothered!Anyway the dude finally got busted cos he'd rework the figures in his own handwritting but he did also get the promotion since the accountant was too laid back to be a manager!