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Seven things About BAshful milo with ranks
Was tagged by Teetotalicious.
You may know that Milo suffers from acronymic homophonia*(Milo 2007). You would have noticed that from my post titles and paragraph headings. Anyway, here is an acronymic, homophonic, ranked order of seven things about Milo:
1. MISNOMER, its noma
I would have been called Ilo. My first thoughts for a blogID were I LOve NAirobi REgardless aka ILONARE. Thank God for the peculiarities of Kenyan speech including, but not limited to, sentences beginning with “Me I…”
2. ASSess hizo ma-SMS**
I love a chick with a shapely, firm ass. It makes my beer taste sweeter as I watch her shake it in the club. It makes my mind wander/wonder when she walks by. Not the Ugandan oversize, lakini rounded, firm and manageable. I call them SMS (Shapely Manageable Sianda). Needless to say, my fave posi is Milo on top with partner lying kifudifudi…
3. Merry EX-MISS
I miss my Ex. We dated from the millennium through to xmas 2005. After the breakup we didn’t speak for close to half a year. Since then we’ve become friends and get along quite well though we don’t see each other much. I miss her!!
4. ALTER EAGLE(-eyed)
A lot of my previous posts focused on a fictional character called Henny. Henny was subject to various mishaps e.g. unwarranted hard-ons (down SIMBA, down), excessive borrowing of video-tapes (pressure at EPSOD), mishaps in the gym (a day at the GYM) and tight underwear and swallowing (les miseraBALLS) amongst other posts. To those who are eagle-eyed and have had some form of contact with Milo, you may well have realized that Henny is my alter-ego LOL.
5. IM Whistle (cf. IM Weasel)
I’m a shameless yahoo messenger flirt and love a gal that can hold her own on chat. Granted that there have been poignant scandals arising from the selfsame IM tool but hey… Don’t shoot the messenger!! So all the whistling, cat-calls, etc on messenger – yup! That’s Milo…
6. MAHANJAMA Gandhi
I’ve been suffering in silence (a la Gandhi’s passive resistance) with the curiosity to meet the following KBWesses who intrigue me, no end, in different ways: Movie Buff, Afromusing, DonQ, Bootylicious, Princess, Quintessence, Kelitu, Chatterly, Sanaa and HalfnHalf.
7. Mr BUMBASTIC
Aside from my thutha-fascination (see 2 above), I’ve been bumming since April last year. And I love it, love it, love it!!! (Kipepeo 2005) Life couldn’t be beta! I sleep when I want, do what I want and basically lead a stress-free lifestyle. Granted that I have a number of part-time projects on the go to get the bills paid but, (insert shaggy voice here):
They call me Mr BUMbastic, say me non-frantic, catch me on the slack they say I'm Mr. No...
Frantic, call me Mr BUMbastic, say me…
*a chronic love for acronyms and homophones
**Phrase borrowed from Kleptomaniax