make mine a double espresso...
-nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument where you realise that you are wrong.
-have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you were supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy for randomly switching directions on the sidewalk
-i totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when i was younger.
-do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it woudln't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem? Every kid did that. But how did we know how to fix the problem? there was no internet message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft!
-there is A GREAT NEED for a sarcasm font.
-sometimes i'll watch a movie that i watched when i was younger and suddenly realize i had no idea what the hell was going on when i first saw it
-i would rather carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in
-LOL has gone from meaning "laugh out loud" to "i have nothing else to say"
-i have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger
-how many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you didn't hear a word they said?
-while driving yesterday, i saw a banana peel on the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it... Thanks Mario Kart!
-bad decisions make good stories
-whenever i'm facebook stalking someone and i find that their profile is public, i feel like a little kid on christmas morning. 546 pictures? Don't mind if i do!
-you never know when it'll strike but there is a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day
-i think the freezer deserves a light as well
-as a driver, i hate pedestrians, and a pedestrian, i hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, i always hate cyclists!
-"do not machine wash or tumble dry" means i will never wash this ever!
-i hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching t.v. There's so much pressure! 'i love this show but will they judge me if i keep it on?' 'i bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this' 'it's only a matter of time before they get up and leave the room..., will we still be friends after this???'
-i find it hard to believe that there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
