I fully intend to, in this order;
Drink 4 of these

Drink 2 of these...... I'm not that much of a hedonist

Make out and get laid in the car, in the parking lot or I could sit strategically on him in the club......either way, somehow, I will get laid for sure, and not in my or his house. There has to be an element of danger involved.
That or I am smoking ganja today, even I have no clue where to get it, so, nikipata, nitakuambia....This stress is too much!