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Diary of a gay Kenyan

  • Permalink for 'Sex, Wimbledon and lesbians' Sex, Wimbledon and lesbians
    Posted: July 3rd, 2009, 8:21am CDT
    My pal Rita and I were talking about Serena (is she the Manly One?)
    and Venus (is she the Godly One?) and I started wondering which one
    scores highest in the lesbian fantasy neon-pink hot stakes. Blame
    nature because straight men think about SEX every 3 minutes and last
    just as long; gay men every time they listen to Evita, have a hot
    chocolate or see a magazine ad for davidoff coolwater and lesbians
    every time they are in the kitchen chopping up vegetables. FACTS.

    Anyway, I know many men at my gym would give their right arm for
    physiques such as the Williams sisters have. Rita tells me that she
    like millions of other lesbians around the globe can't decide who
    she'll support in the final tomorrow at Wimbledon - she'd also have
    both sisters in bed with her for a different kind of game, no balls
    thank you. Kinky.


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