Source: www.urbandictionary.com
Blog
Short for weblog.
A meandering blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries such as "homework sucks" and "i slept until noon today".
Blog
A place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. Topics like why they argue with their boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily anorexic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good it felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got. Just another way to seek attention from people.
Blog
A recent and disturbing trend on the internet. A blog lets people easily post comments on to a webpage. While blogs have many purposes, some of which can be useful, most people seem to use blogs as a way of having an online diary. These people have such massive egos and are so narcissistic that they believe that other people would be interested in reading their pointless ramblings. Even more disturbing is the fact that many people have such boring lives that they have nothing better to do than to read these stupid online diaries. They just feed the egos of the "bloggers" and encourage them to continueposting nonsense. Hopefully "blogging" will turn out to be just a fad that passes quickly.
Tim: hey, i just set up a blog on my website
Joe: what have you written in it?
Tim: oh, just some random drivel
Joe: sounds like the typical blog
Tim: yeah, but plenty of people will read it and make me feel special
Joe: that's sad
Tim: i know
Wow... That kinda put me in my place.
I know urbandictionary.com is popular for it's cyniciam when it comes to definitions, but ouch!
I'm not trying to hate on the people who have their own blogs, or even those who read and comment on mine.
The oversharing about the hangovers and hopeless dillusions about my ex has been fun, but hopefully, i'll be able to switch it up. Write more that just diary material. I've always been into the feature writing thing. It would explain the stacks of magazines in my room and bathroom. (and nah, i don't keep them for the pictures!)
Maybe about music, psychology, put links on how Jay Z and Beyonce are taking over the world with help from the devil... Stuff like that.
Ya'll have been good people.
Mucho love!