Smh. What do you not know?
Ok, here goes…
1.
I cannot stand mediocrity or laziness. In every sense of the word. Male or female. I cannot stand people who are happy to be average or ordinary or just ‘there’ and no, that is not the same as ‘she never dates broke men’. I have seen rich people whose minds do shiet for me, but I like to look at a man and know that, in 5 years, he will be somewhere because I would hate to have someone dragging me down with them into their little shite pit of normal.
I like to date people whose mind is bigger than mine by FAR. I hate feeling like I get stupider a little more each day, LOL so I cannot date anyone who is less focused or less ambitious than I am because it would totally kill me, irritate me and I will most likely go ‘wtf do you do with your life?” and I end up really never letting them know much about my life, my plans, my accomplishments because feh! Waste of time, plus you are so not helping my life with that normal of yours.
I like to be around people who are bigger than themselves and I can see what they want for their lives. I prefer workaholics who are extremely busy and I do not like people who fumble around before they can actually figure out what their life’s purpose is.
I like documents in Arial 10 or I won’t review them, I like courteous emails. I cannot stand shit grammar. I really really hate it when people do not spell check or when they talk funny or write funny in bad grammar or like ‘wtf, did you go to school like ever? what are you trying to say?’
I cannot stand people who engage in verbal or physical abuse with others. I find it awfully crass and classless. There are so many things that people do that I find totally out of taste, and I have made several enemies for telling them that. I do not know you from my garbage. Deal
2.
I am extremely focused professionally, and on most days, I am a workaholic who is very good at her field of expertise, and loves children to bits. Not mine, other people's. And I like juggling things. Running my little shit consultancy and my job. It gets overwhelming sometimes, but I still love it. The stress. And I absolutely loving training people on ‘what I train people on’ in my free time.I like it when people listen to me, when I say something that changes the way they see or do things. If I stopped everything else now, I think I would still love to sit and train people and then some or just simply pick up all the children in the street and keep them safe, happy and warmest. I know its so bollocks right now, but I dream of winning a Nobel one day. *hides face*. Yes, I do, go on, scoff at me.
3.
Most people think and say I’m a b**** or a snob, while in fact I am one of the sweetest people you will find. LOL. Ma. Swear! I'm like the epitome of sweetness as long as we are friends. I really don’t care. I think I know who I am, and the people who matter to me do. There are things I will not do, there are people I will not date, there are clubs you would have to kill me before I walk into and I make no apologies for it, there are clothes I will not wear, there are drinks I will not touch, there is music I will not listen to, there is a way in which I will not speak, there is a level below which I can not stoop even if I tried. My mother brought me up in a certain way and she would be very upset with me if she even suspected me of being anything but that.
4.
I cannot stand the thought of being poor. Poverty scares me. I am a financial control freak. I like to have everything in check, all my insurances in order, all my investments in order, to be able to eat what I want, to go out when I like… so I had to learn, from my brother to be very financially savvy. I think. I spend my money badly when its shoes or clothes involved, but I have a plan by which I run my finances and financial advisors a.k.a boyfriend and brother who do a great job of letting me know what direction to take. It has taken me a while and a lot of sacrifice to make big decisions like home ownership and make very many financial decisions, of which I am very proud.
5.
I love gifts. I love to be spoiled. My parents, my siblings, my friends, my boyfriend all spoil me and I love it. Anything, even shells from the Coast, the ones you listen for the sea, I will take. I only have a problem taking extravagant gifts from my boyfriend. I don’t fault him. I suppose that is what you would do for your girlfriend if you had money for it, I wish I could just take it ugh! and save myself the hassle! but it’s such an easy way out and that is absolutely unlike me and he knows and understands that. Then of course the, what if we break up, then what? Do I take them back? Ok fiiine, he pays for all my non-work related trips and the shopping, LOL *snigger*. And yes, he bought my home theatre. There! Go on. Judge me. Psssssst, this one is not bothered about judgement.
6.
I am extremely hot tempered and suffer from road rage. It takes a while to annoy me because usually I laugh at everything. I am a laugher, from a laughing family, its all I do. Laugh. I stretch myself to limits before I burn bridges, but when my patience runs out, usually I'm done. I shiver, get the shakes and cry of fury when I am angry, and I am completely unable to speak because I am crying and days later I will still be thinking about it and how I should have swung you a fist or something, and then I will start getting worked up again.
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I hate when people snore. Auuuiiiiii, stab me in the back. *smh* My boyfriend? King Snorer Master Flexx!!!. Deep, long and hard until he startles himself and starts laughing. Its so annoying. Half the night I'm nudging him to roll over so he can stop. If I get into bed before he does, he will tiptoe around so as not to wake me up, yet still wake me up with his snoring. Its so upsetting that I had to get ear plugs to shut him out, and I love him to bits and everything, but aiiii!!!


