When I left the UK for Abuja I took with me (amongst other things) the Dr’s old laptop, which he had recently swapped for a very shiny Sony Vaio. The Dr’s old laptop was at that time (mid August) around 5 years old which in laptop years is approximately 55 years old but it still worked well enough for me to carry it halfway around the globe with the sole intention of it acting as my second/home machine.
Getting the laptop to Nigeria was not easy. I was due to fly immediately after the UK terror alert that had resulted in many travellers being issued transparent plastic bags to carry their hand luggage, so in preparation I went and bought a laptop rucksack which was apparently the right “carry-on” size. I say apparently because the woman working at the British Airways check-in desk the day I was due to fly was of the opinion that my rucksack was way too big. Unfortunately for me, those metal tray things by the check-in desk that let you determine if one’s bag is the right size supported her opinion. I was not keen to check-in the old laptop so I decided to buy one of those pull-trolley things that one often sees cabin crew dragging along. Still the item was too big. The BA woman, sensing my determination to carry the laptop on board informed me that BA did have bags available.
I wish I had taken a photograph of the bag, which is no longer in my possession. It was one of those of raffia/plastic-chequered bags that many African/Caribbean families in the UK use as laundry bags. My brother told me that these bags are called “Ghana-must-go” bags and that certainly appears to be what everyone in here calls them. Sokari has a photograph of similar bags on her blog. I say similar because the one I was given was incredibly tiny; like a medium to small handbag. I am actually tempted to call it cute had it not clashed, both in colour and in style, with what I was wearing.
The bag was blue, red and white. I was wearing black trousers, a white top, brown shoes and should have been carrying a matching brown hand bag (which was now emptied of all its contents and squashed into one of my suitcases – the very same suitcase that arrived in a Abuja more than a week after I did!) The extent of my higgledy-piggledy look was brought to the fore when the man at the Duty Free counter took one look at my bag, pulled out an extra-large duty free bag and dumped my ‘Ghana-must-go’, laptop and all inside. As he handed the bag back he gave me a look that said ‘it’s ok…your secret is safe with me!’
Upon reaching Naijaland I discovered that my work computer was not where I expected it to be i.e. on my desk in my office. Neither was my desk for that matter, which at the time made perfect sense because I hadn’t been assigned an office. The old laptop which no doubt was sulking after suffering the indignity of being carried in a bag that lacked the necessary cushioning and support that it was accustomed to became both my work and home computer. I reassured both the laptop and myself that this was only a temporary measure but by January 2007, despite getting an office and desk, I still didn’t have a computer.
By this time the laptop had gone from old to ‘one foot in the grave’. It could no longer serve as a ‘portable computer’ because one slight move would result in the machine turning itself off. It would then take a further five minutes of twiddling with the power cord and coaxing it to stay attached to the computer. As the battery never seemed to charge, I did consider taping the power cord to the laptop but then I remembered that the power cord was a replacement of the previous one that had caught fire around the part that connects it to the computer. Aside from the laptop’s in ability to stay on for more than 30 minutes at time, there was the start-up issue (it took 20 minutes to start-up) the lack of multi-tasking capability (the machine could run no more than one application at time), failing USB ports, broken DVD drive … basically the machine was barely functioning.
In mid-February, the Dr and I decided that it was time to get a new machine, which he would bring to Abuja when he came to visit in March. I knew what I wanted; a black MacBook and by the end of February the BlackBook was sitting in a box in Lancaster awaiting its trip to Naija.
There is common saying about buses – you wait for hours and then two arrive at once. Well the same can be said about computers (in this case at least) because two days before the Dr was due to arrive my desktop; complete with printer and a back-up power supply unit was delivered to my desk!
So here I am six months into my stay – I finally have a machine in the office and a machine that I can use at home for blogging, Skype, playing games, listening to music…all at the same time. All I need to do now is get accustomed to using a Mac, which I recently discovered does not have a delete key.

What will you tell these students? Will you use the forum to campaign for presidency?
Rodgers Akombe wonders why Kenyan politicians do not dwell on issues, instead engage in irrelevant bashing of each other. After all, couldn't we discuss the East Africa Federation, political and economic integration.
A quick update to the official dictionary
domi-na-tion
n.
1.
a. Control or power over another or others.
b. The exercise of such control or power.
c. The Kenyan Cross Country team
Cross Country came home and we showed the world how long distance running is done. Domination has a new definition.
From the podium sweep in the junior women’s race that opened the competition to the top-four sweep in the junior men’s, the hosts clearly illustrated that, for now, no nation on earth can match the cross country depth produced in this east African nation.
Ati for now. For now, for yesterday, for tomorrow, for the day before yesterday, for the day after tomorrow. Forever. I wonder why some of the countries turned up to be honest. But I guess a holiday in Mombasa for one hours running isn’t such a bad deal.
Where we really show our domination is in the team standings and in the team medals. To do well in the team events you can not have one superstar and 5 Muppets. You all have to be on point.
Senior men:
1st Kenya: 28 points (the lower the points the better)
2nd Morocco: 146 points!!!!
That is a spanking of 118 points between first and second! One hundred and eighteen points. Hehehe. That is the equivalent of a 10-0 spanking in football.
Senior women:
1st Ethiopia: 19 points
2nd Kenya: 26 points
We pushed the Ethiopians hard. And oh yeah the Dutch lady who won this race is called Lornah Kiplagat. Yeah go figure.
Junior men:
1st Kenya: 10 points (i.e. basically a perfect score)
2nd Eritrea: 44 points
The junior men just take the cake. They won their ninth title in a row and have won 19 of the last 20 championships. This year Kenyan runners came in 1,2,3,4.
Junior women:
1st Kenya: 13 points (i.e. near perfection)
2nd Eritrea: 33 points
What a day!
The good: the immense pride the Kenyan athletes showed. The heroes in the Junior men’s team could hardly walk on to the podium to receive their medals. That’s how much effort they put into the race.
The crowd, Kenyans came out to support their athletes but also to support all the runners clapping all the athletes around the course.
The bad: I found the coverage in the Kenyan press of Bekele’s retirement one lap from the end distasteful. There is no need to gloat childishly. If the Kenyan athletes and crowd can show Bekele respect then reporters can to. Remember this is a man who many said was too scared to take the Kenyans on in their own backyard when he nearly retired from Cross Country last year. He came, he ran, he didn’t finish. We won yes but that guy is still a champion.
The ugly: How in the hell did that soldier manage to hoist up the Kenyan flag upside down during the Junior women’s medal ceremony? I mean upside down? How? On the bright side he managed to complete confuse Baks who was looking at the flag like huh?? That soldier will be posted to Mandera for the next 10 years.
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Meanwhile the next day the Harambee stars were busy beating Swaziland 2-0 at Kasarani. Cue for politicans to talk about, “bringing football home to Kenya like we brought cross country home” as they start to talk of a Nairobi Olympic bid for 2016.
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Another of Neville Newey’s websites is getting major recognition, this time in Wired Magazine. They consider News Map one of “The Best Google Maps Mashups” worldwide.
Congrats Neville!



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The most exciting event happening this coming weekend in Nairobi is BarCamp Kenya. Put together by David Kariuki, Eric Magutu, Riyaz Bachani, Josiah Mugambi and Nick Muttai BarCamp is an ad-hoc gathering born from the desire for people to share and learn in an open environment. It is an intense event with discussions, demos, and interaction from attendees.
Date: Saturday - 31 March 2007
Time: 13:00 – 18:00
Where: University of Nairobi, Civil Engineering Lecture Theatre, Directions, call 0724-334558 if you get lost
Price: Mandela a.k.a free
This is going to be such an interesting event, go to the website and check out the presentations already lined up. But this isn’t your typical conference. Come along yes, but come along ready to participate, engage, network, and share ideas.
I have met a few people who think you have to be invited, or that it is going to be a formal event. Some think that this is going to be one of those massive international conferences. No no no! Turn up and let’s talk. That is what it is about. No excuses!
A special plea to our sisters: come out for this and get involved! The list looks very male heavy at the moment.
(and people tell me there is nothing going on in Nairobi! There is a lot going on in Nairobi).
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