Comments on: I Pledge (no) Allegiance to the Shake http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/ Raves and rants from across the African diaspora Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:27:04 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: mzungu M http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-139 mzungu M Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:51:20 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-139 You must be one interesting woman. Jamaa,obviously came running back to listen to you and this is what he gets? You must be one interesting woman. Jamaa,obviously came running back to listen to you and this is what he gets?

]]> By: Cicero http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-106 Cicero Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:09:45 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-106 What load of manure! Ati fluid from his point P:- onto his fabric is nauseating, but I'll b happy to have his aforesaid point P:- on ma most sensitive anatomies? In fact, I can hav some of his unmentionable fluid on my lips (dig)? Spare me, oh females. Now, to the shake. Its silly 2 use tissue on a phallus. What? We been shakin the thing 4 millenia-No sweat, no wetting of paper or fingers, cleanly & neatly. Now this brigade wants to pussywhip even our peeing? What load of manure! Ati fluid from his point P:- onto his fabric is nauseating, but I’ll b happy to have his aforesaid point P:- on ma most sensitive anatomies? In fact, I can hav some of his unmentionable fluid on my lips (dig)? Spare me, oh females. Now, to the shake. Its silly 2 use tissue on a phallus. What? We been shakin the thing 4 millenia-No sweat, no wetting of paper or fingers, cleanly & neatly. Now this brigade wants to pussywhip even our peeing?

]]> By: dorcas http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-70 dorcas Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:01:26 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-70 @Msema Ulweki Kabisa @Milo I am enlisting you to be the co-chief examiners. Payment upon proof of services rendered. @Blurp, @Darius Stone At least we (women) are active not reactive in solving these issues. Yes? Blurp, I will be honored to join your Stereotypers Annon. group. @murmaid My stubborn imagination will not let me think of those possibilities. Kwanza if it was maji, how did he wipe those remaining drops? Wacha tu the stench to follow after the drops air dry. @Jackline Got issues much? :) @Msema Ulweki Kabisa @Milo
I am enlisting you to be the co-chief examiners. Payment upon proof of services rendered.

@Blurp, @Darius Stone
At least we (women) are active not reactive in solving these issues. Yes?
Blurp, I will be honored to join your Stereotypers Annon. group.

@murmaid
My stubborn imagination will not let me think of those possibilities. Kwanza if it was maji, how did he wipe those remaining drops? Wacha tu the stench to follow after the drops air dry.

@Jackline
Got issues much? :)

]]> By: Jackline http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-55 Jackline Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:00:34 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-55 Hey Di am sorry for the guy. I really am..... and to think it's something that he should have known better. But am all for the refresher class and while you are at it can you remind them to keep those finger nails clean coz we ladies are always looking and when you see this kind of accidents then you are met with questionable finger nails it does not take a genious to add two and two together and flee... Hey Di am sorry for the guy. I really am….. and to think it’s something that he should have known better.

But am all for the refresher class and while you are at it can you remind them to keep those finger nails clean

coz we ladies are always looking and when you see this kind of accidents then you are met with

questionable finger nails it does not take a genious to add two and two together and flee…

]]> By: Darius Stone http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-54 Darius Stone Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:49:45 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-54 Ah! the dilemma of the male species. As said above, people in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks around, especially when sporting apanty liners... But then again, it doesn't change the fact that there is no remedy for the dreaded rebound. Ah! the dilemma of the male species.

As said above, people in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks around, especially when sporting apanty liners…

But then again, it doesn’t change the fact that there is no remedy for the dreaded rebound.

]]> By: murmaid http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-48 murmaid Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:23:49 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-48 Did it ever occur to you guys it could have been water after washing his hands? Cut a guy some slack. Did it ever occur to you guys it could have been water after washing his hands? Cut a guy some slack.

]]> By: blurp http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-45 blurp Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:34:11 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-45 Msema Ukweli Kabisa Class is full for this year, but i will keep you posted when its open.. Dorcas you are free to join. I saw someone called wantai looking for this ad.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nphe6O8TXy8 Mtu amuonyeshe.. Msema Ukweli Kabisa Class is full for this year, but i will keep you posted when its open.. Dorcas you are free to join.

I saw someone called wantai looking for this ad..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nphe6O8TXy8

Mtu amuonyeshe..

]]> By: Msema Ulweki Kabisa http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-44 Msema Ulweki Kabisa Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:57:40 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-44 @ blurp "i am currently attending an Stereotypers anonymous meeting" When is the next intake. All kenyans need this class @ blurp
“i am currently attending an Stereotypers anonymous meeting”

When is the next intake. All kenyans need this class

]]> By: Msema Ulweki Kabisa http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-43 Msema Ulweki Kabisa Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:56:37 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-43 hahahahaha Milo that was graphic but hehehehe that should work. hahahahaha Milo that was graphic but hehehehe that should work.

]]> By: Blurp http://www.mashada.com/baraza/2009/07/13/i-pledge-no-allegiance-to-the-shake/comment-page-1/#comment-42 Blurp Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:53:16 +0000 http://www.mashada.com/baraza/?p=105#comment-42 The Shake SAT... Dorcas can you assure me that as a woman you do not use panty liners because you sponge up every last drop of pee and never experience incidences of droplets of pee dropping good thing women wear panties coz i am sure we would see trickles down to their ankles :) ? I would love to crucify all women and say a blanket statement like "women are so judgmental", but i will desist as i am currently attending an Stereotypers anonymous meeting. Dorcas i would like to register for your Shake SAT. But it should be carried out by an independent body preferable hermaphrodites or transsexuals to minimize bias. The Shake SAT…

Dorcas can you assure me that as a woman you do not use panty liners because you sponge up every last drop of pee and never experience incidences of droplets of pee dropping good thing women wear panties coz i am sure we would see trickles down to their ankles :) ? I would love to crucify all women and say a blanket statement like “women are so judgmental”, but i will desist as i am currently attending an Stereotypers anonymous meeting.

Dorcas i would like to register for your Shake SAT. But it should be carried out by an independent body preferable hermaphrodites or transsexuals to minimize bias.

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